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| 1. Forgot my USB, so could not do any of my work.
2. Drove past 2 accidents.
3. Almost Crashed into 2 cop cars
4. Went for a 6k run in the rain and died (puked).
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| So far in this week i have done the following, or something that has happened.
1. Run in the rain, then ran to Chadstone to buy a boomerang and a Frisbee.
(mind you, i live very close, i can walk there in 10minutes or less if i walk fast or 2minutes if i run it)
2. Some guy totally cut this lady off, causing her to crash into a parked car and the dude sped off,
and i was just getting into my car, so i chased after him to remember his license plate, drove back to the lady
gave her the guy's plate number so she can seek revenge. She thanked me :) with a lovely smile on her face.
3. Messed up my hand even more, and now messed up my left knee. (The running)
4. Drove to Doncaster & Templestowe because i heard they have nice places for photography
and yes, it is true, looks like I'll be there often.
Now i would just like to talk about No. 1
- Really, you know you have no friends when you actually ENJOY throwing a boomerang or a frisbee
at a park down the road from your house. I probably spent around 2 hours just messing around with
the boomer and the fris, and it was ridiculously fun, exciting, amusing.
The Frisbee, a very cool item where you throw the plate looking piece of plastic into the air and it glides
smoothly down. And if you add some technique to it, you can do some cool stuff like curving it the way you want it, you can also do short throws, catch it while it's in the air, then throw it again immediately, while you jump
and dance around like a fairy. Okay you look like an idiot, but if no one is watching then it's all good isn't it?
The Boomerang, what can i say, even more exciting when done correctly. It took me awhile to get the damn
thing to return to me, but one of the coolest things about the boomerang, is that when you throw it
at a certain angle, at a certain time, with a certain amount of throw power, you can make the boomer travel
very closely to the ground for like 2 - 3 seconds and it will suddenly change it's course UP, and it looks very
very, extremely, amazingly cool. And it is even more cool when all that happens and it RETURNS to you,
it's like your own pet doggy, except much smaller and different material.
To conclude this, i think Frisbee & Boomerangs were made for people with no friends. I think i will
buy another Frisbee & Boomerang and write on both of them, "Frisbee for people with no friends"
"Boomerang for people with no friends"
And i think this is probably what i will be doing in the future, when I'm living on my own, and finally get my
first dog/puppy. We all know social life goes down when we get older, it's inevitable.
But i do have friends.
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| FOR those of you who don't know what awesome taste like. Feast yourselves as you are about to witness
Awesome!
  
Now that you've seen it, allow me to explain why this is awesome. First of all the packaging itself is great,
it's easy to open just like a pack of chips. And the moment you crack this baby open, a golden light will shine,
that light is known as the Awes Light, many have gone through their entire lives without witnessing this light.
But for those who have seen this dazzling light will have felt their body flowing with a surge of might and power.
This feeling is unsurpassed, it's feeling is very much like seeing Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris is a blazing fight
to the death right in front of you in person! Okay, maybe not that great, but close....very close.
Now let's get into the wafer, the color is brown, not golden brown, but just your average brown. However
do not underestimate this certain brown color, it may be average but for those who can appreciate real art
you will notice the beauty of this color in this fruititioned wafer.
This brown is due to the flavoring of Chokore-to (Chocolate) a taste that is very hard to resist even amongst
superior genetically modified beings that may exist in this withering world. The weight of the wafer is very light
it's so light you could toss it up in the air, check your watch, fix your hair and shine your teeth and catch the
wafer in your watering, waiting mouth. And now the moment of taste, this exquisite and delicate taste will
spark a light within the deepest part of your soul or heart. That small explosion will send static like feelings through
your veins and you will be all tingly. It is also soft and easy to eat, your reaction could be when you take a bite
of the wafer, your eyes will expand much like a bubble aging to it's most gigantic form and you be one of those
people that will just devour the remaining of the wafer into your monstrous mouth with sharp vampire teeth,
and start making your way throughout the entire packet in a matter of seconds!
Other people may react differently, these different individuals may take a bite of the wafer and in a flash
before their eyes, their world has begun to slow down, and now everything in their vision is engulfed with
a well known effect, this is known as "Slow Motion". They will now be devouring the wafer in the slowest
speed of their capabilities with facial expressions equivalent to that of retarded people. This kind of reaction
has been witness in the past, they may also produce sound waves from their mouths that may sound like
"ohhhhh" "mmmmmm", a very sexual sound.
Or to describe it in better words, the moment the wafer sets foot in your
mouth, you would want to giggle like a cute Japanese school girl in a short plaid skirt with knee high
socks.
The socks are missing
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| Today I have to blog about today, rather interesting day.
0. Preparation for my exhibition, the stupid printer first lacked cyan ink, so i replaced it, then the black ink ran out,
so i replaced the black ink, then the yellow ink ran out...at this point i just say in a loud tone "what the F***"
and changed computer/printer. Haha
( Why can't the printer display all the inks all at once instead of one at a time! )
1. Lady fell off her bicycle with her grocery and these 2 other civilians just kept walking pass her?
I was driving, and
i stopped in the bus lane, just to help her out. Why do i do these things? I don't like doing these things, it's just something that has to be done and I'm the only one around willing to do it even though deep down I'd like to just
leave her to pick up her own mess.
2. Multiple cars were trying to squeeze through a small gap to turn left, and all the cars that tried pulled it off. But then the car that is stopped there decides to reverse a bit and stop. So now, NO CAR can go through. What an idiot. So i got out of my car and knocked on his window and told him to move forward because he had so much space in the world to do so. It was an elderly guy so he just behaved like a boy.
Then i got a lot of thumbs up from the drivers around me hahaha.
3. Mcdonalds, I ordered a Mcchicken burger and an apple pie through drive thru, The guy told me i had to
wait for my burger and gave me my apple pie first. So i went to the waiting lane and waited, and then my burger came and inside was another Apple Pie! HELLO :)
So from these facts we can assume he did one of the following
- Forgot he gave me an apple pie in the first place
- Gave me a free one for waiting
- My face looked angry and he was scared and gave me a free apple pie (it was just my normal lazy face)
- He thought i was the most handsome guy around and gave me a free apple pie
- Some female worker saw my beautiful face and told the guy to give me a free apple pie
- He thought i looked poor and ugly and pitied me and gave me a free apple pie
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